Floss - name in tedious world- some call me Bob, others Glenn, Never ever Glenn Bob. Others Pops, others Asshole.

I'm 51

I'm an engineer struggling in the real world. I'm good at what I do, but honestly- it's getting old. I have to wear clothes, I have to conform. It is hard not to be me. I do have a lot of loving friends and family, but alas they are not Burner material.

I love eating meat. I love wearing thongs. I love small groups. I'm not comfortable when things get to chaotic or too big. Everyone thinks I'm very arrogant but I'm the most humble person you'll ever meet ;-)
My fantasy is someone will give me a little slap on the ass and say "nice", well maybe that's an aspire goal ;-) Come on! it might happen.....

I guess I am technically bisexual although not practicing at the moment. Men's bodies are absolutely gorgeous but women are so much easier to get along with. Go figure!

I love working out at the gym although the last few years I find it a lot harder. Where did all the energy go? Oh yea- the ubiquitous energy shortage.

I enjoy running my car on the racetrack, it's faster than snot; bulldozing- I'm not talking one of those little ladies dozers like a D-4; working on cars, construction, and with family and friends: hiking, backpacking, and hanging out in my thong.

Where do you call home?

San Diego County

Been to Burning Man before? When? 7,8, and 9 at Polyparadise (I think) and three other random years in random places previously.

When, where and why did you decide on attending: I had a friend years and years ago that wanted me to go with him. We had a blast. He wasn't quite my type, didn't look good naked, and he quit going anyway. Somehow I found PolyParadise and it feels like such family- and the bacon sure doesn't hurt ;-) Ohhhhh- that bacon!

Why Burning Man? I had nothing better to do. I could trim my nails, or wash dishes. Nothing good on TV

Why do you keep going back? There is an inner draw that cannot be explained. It is the only place I feel I can be myself without being judged. I feel just so much at home.